December 7, 2006

Abracadabra…


Do not remember all the mystical incantation. Does not matter. Because, if you promise to do not say a word, I will explain you one of their favourite trick.
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You will need a couple things as an empty envelope, some cold cash and/or a money order payable by Canada Post corporation or U.S. Postal Service. Both case, in U.S. currency, of course. So, in your left hand get the envelope. On your right hand get the cash and/or the money order. Now, put them into the envelope before to seal it. Then, write down the magical five digits (transit number as shown on Latendresse's very personal card). To finish the perfect illusion, you just have to drop in the envelope at one of their 451 branches in Canada.
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The trick is over when it will, through the internal courier of the National Bank of Canada, arrive directly in Bahamas at the National Bank of Canada (International) Limited. Until then, no one will open or try to discover what was into the envelope. Finally, Snow White herself will take care of your funds by doing a deposit into your offshore bank account held at NBCIL. No one will see anything including Revenue Canada and/or Internal Revenue Service United States.
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By the way, if you do, please say hello for me to my friends and magicians Jacques Latendresse the director and Paul-Martin Séguin the account manager.